Well freaks of perversion the week sure does fly by when your not behaving yourself. Once again faced with another list of Top 5 Phone Sex Kinks. People have asked where I find the inspiration for the list. To be honest some times I find the idea for the list from the calls in the week. And some times I get the little perverted light bulb going off in the strangest of places like grocery store aisle while purchasing peanut butter or sitting at the coffee shop. To days list was inspired by my dear boss which I will entitle Humiliation Phone Sex Top 5.

#5 Panty Boy. I swear under that Hugo Boss Suit you real are wearing some pretty satin panties. I even think on lunch breaks you disappear to the lingerie store. You kinky little bitch you.

#4 Small Dick. Now this is what I think my boss suffers from nothing bigger than a twinkie. LOL. Maybe if you were sporting more your wife wouldn’t wander.

#3 Verbal Humiliation. For all those mental midgets out there that make us Goddess shake our heads. I feel you all really need to wear a sign.

#2 Golden Showers. What I often think of bringing you in the morning instead of your coffee. A fresh cup of Savannah. LOL.

Spankings for Number One.

#1 Cuckold. As if you need to guess what number one would be Please. Knowing your wife is banging the mechanic cause he is sporting a bigger cock than you. LOL. Soon you will be begging to eat that cream pie from her cunt.

Savannah

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